Jess. 23. Australian.
Boy, do i feel old. Sherlocked. Whovian.
Taken.

 

10 Bisexuals Celebrities That Everyone Keeps Labeling As Gay or Stright

danielmcbatman:

nerdsword:

vittyyluvscookies:

1. Amber Heard 

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2. Alan Cumming 

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3. Drew Barrymore

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4. Megan Fox

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5. Andy Dick

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6. Carrie Brownstein 

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7. Lady Gaga

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8. Billy Joe Armstrong 

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9. Angelina Jolie 

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10. Margaret Cho

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Read more at- http://www.thegloss.com/2014/03/28/sex-and-dating/bisexual-celebrities-list/

Billie Joel isn’t bi, he’s married.

How embarrassing for you.

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

josiephin:


k-kipper:


btw-idk:




This is what terrifies me about the ocean.




the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo 


you finally understand finding nemo

josiephin:

k-kipper:

btw-idk:

This is what terrifies me about the ocean.

the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo 

you finally understand finding nemo