i hate those things were its like ‘describe yourslef and ill say if id date you’ becuz you can legit make anything/one sound nice, like ‘tall, brown hair, blue-grey eyes, charismatic, vegetarian, very passionate about stuff’ and youre probably thinking wow that sounds pretty good, little did u kno i just described hitler
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…. Am i completely wrong? Time after time I am taught my instincts are always wrong, why can’t I be confident in my feelings for once . What should I be doing ? Godfucking omg :(
What the hell tumblr changed again.
So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…
THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR
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I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
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I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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| You: | hi |
| Stranger: | hey |
| You: | wanna cyber |
| Stranger: | Depends are you a girl? ;) |
| You: | ya |
| Stranger: | And okay then, you start? |
| You: | i come into ur bedroom |
| You: | and ur sleeping |
| You: | and i crawl under your blanket |
| Stranger: | I'm still asleep |
| You: | u feel me pulling down ur pants |
| You: | and u wake up and smile |
| Stranger: | I kiss you gently, still sleepy |
| You: | then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed |
| You: | cutting off your penis |
| Stranger: | wait |
| You: | THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME |
| Stranger: | Then what...? |
| You: | I HATE YOU |
| Stranger: | I didn't cheat |
| You: | you bleed to death in your bed |
| Stranger: | i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok |
| You: | nobody ever knows what happened |
| You: | i flee to mexico with your Mercedes |
| You: | the end |
| Stranger: | I have a mercedes? |
| You: | not anymore faggot |
| Your conversation partner has disconnected. |
“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts
#and the trilogy: tony put that thing back where it came from or so help me
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