Jess. 23. Australian.
Boy, do i feel old. Sherlocked. Whovian.
Taken.

 

jewishsanta:

whenever you buy food you are making the conscious decision to turn your money into poop

sammydeedge:

otakuphobic:


billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

who the fuck is that


Is that you Phyllis?

sammydeedge:

otakuphobic:

billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

who the fuck is that

Is that you Phyllis?

(Source: paulemccartney)

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)

foreverofbff:

It’s a metaphor see. You spend all day in bed but you don’t actually give it the power to put you to sleep.

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

watchog:

my dream is to buy a load of inflatable sex dolls, fill them full of helium and release them into a city centre

(Source: caltaria)