Yes?





WHATS UP JESS 22 FEMALE AUSTRALIAN TAKEN I LOVE HAYDEN & ICECREAM,


brandonurie:

i hate those things were its like ‘describe yourslef and ill say if id date you’ becuz you can legit make anything/one sound nice, like ‘tall, brown hair, blue-grey eyes, charismatic, vegetarian, very passionate about stuff’ and youre probably thinking wow that sounds pretty good, little did u kno i just described hitler

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16 hours ago
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…. Am i completely wrong? Time after time I am taught my instincts are always wrong, why can’t I be confident in my feelings for once . What should I be doing ? Godfucking omg :(

16 hours ago
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What the hell tumblr changed again.

16 hours ago
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fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

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4 days ago
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I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff

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4 days ago
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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

image

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4 days ago
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metallikato:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE 

Will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

Me!

Galileo,Galileo

Galileo,Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificooooooooooo

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2 days ago
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run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

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2 days ago
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i cybered on omegle today

You:hi
Stranger:hey
You:wanna cyber
Stranger:Depends are you a girl? ;)
You:ya
Stranger:And okay then, you start?
You:i come into ur bedroom
You:and ur sleeping
You:and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger:I'm still asleep
You:u feel me pulling down ur pants
You:and u wake up and smile
Stranger:I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You:then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You:cutting off your penis
Stranger:wait
You:THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger:Then what...?
You:I HATE YOU
Stranger:I didn't cheat
You:you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger:i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You:nobody ever knows what happened
You:i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You:the end
Stranger:I have a mercedes?
You:not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
4 days ago
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